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Friday’s flow 11/16

Pamalicious on Nov 16th 2007 09:15 am

Hey folks!  Due to some margin error - I had to delete the post about Dr. Jan Adams and I purposedly took down the post about my friend Ron’s son passing. I just wanted to get that out of my soul. 

It’s been one hell of a week so let’s just starting flowing……

  • I’m glad that I make sure my life comes with seatbelts cause it’s been a ride this week!

 

  • One of the greatest things you can learn about a relationship with a man is that you aren’t one.  Play your position from the vantage point of being a woman - you will be surprised how much clarity you have.

 

  • I am always surprised at how many people I assume because of outward game have some and always just as disappointed when I realize - they don’t.  Definately don’t judge a book by it’s cover.

 

  • In the ever weird world of Pamalicious and MoBetta, I gave out a finger lashing (since it was an email) about his commitment issues and was rooting for the woman he’s dating.  Yea I’m evolved on that level.

 

  • Avon is starting slow, but it started - so I’m good.

 

  • The human experience:
    • 5,000 flyers printed and ready to give out
    • Radio spots bout to jump off this evening during rush hour
    • Going to the club 3 days before our event and discovering it closed and padlocked - priceless!

….This too shall pass

  • Bro - I know I was excited about pulling out my boots for the season, but I’m not feeling your excitement about those burgandy leather pants. 

 

  • It feels good to have some room in my damn pants.

 

  • KNOCK KNOCK is this thing on?!

 

  • My Mother-in-Law presented us with a handmade, hand sewn quilt she had been working on almost an year to us.  I feel blessed because not only do I have a mother-in-law that provided me with the heirloom like I always wanted, but I have a mother who has given me a legacy.  It can’t get any better than that.

 

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  •  My fast ass posing with the quilt and the personalized pillowcases my mom made us.

 

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  • This whole scene does nothing to dissipate the rumor that Caun and I are stuck on ourselves, lol

 

  • It’s not that you couldn’t know our names, I just like our stage names better, lol

 

  • Mini-me is at the BETA convention doing Big Thangs. They rocking her shirt design this year.  My pension via my child is looking better by the day.

 

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  • A text that makes my heart swell with pride:

“Rome wasn’t built in a day, if Diddy can run a marathon so can you. Sometimes things are thrown at us that we don’t like or understand but we overcome them and are left standing victorious.  The club will open and u and diddy will stand eye to eye” - Mini-me to Caun when she heard about the club.

Next week is Thanksgiving!  Working two days! YEAAAAAA!

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Ding Dong Avon Calling!

Pamalicious on Nov 10th 2007 04:28 pm

 

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TMI Tuesday - the mega edition

Pamalicious on Oct 23rd 2007 08:47 am

Soooo today is dreary and I’m feeling dreary and it’s already 11 am and I haven’t gathered my thoughts for a traditional blog, then it dawned on me - this is a good day for Meme’s.  So I went on over to TMI TUESDAYS site and I’m going to pull several, since I don’t really participate over here and just let it rip.  It’s always fun to read about folks experiences within a controled environment i.e. a specific question. 

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Friday 10/12’s flow

Pamalicious on Oct 12th 2007 05:16 am

 

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Happy Flippity Friday People.  Let the flow begin!

 

See that’s what your I’mma drive up in your rear ass get.  I hope he gives you the most expensive speeding ticket ever!

Me:  Why is there rice on the floor?  Her:  Oh wellll, I was trying to see if I could eat with my feet.  You know in the event I lose my arms - could I pick up my fork with my feet.  Hmm T-minus 18 days till we’re 14……

I must have been under the sleep cloak to wake up see Caun standing there dressed and say “Baby have a good day”  except he was just coming IN from the club, lol lol

Man why don’t you get ghetto and kick my ass awake to make me give you some room on the bed.

I might be ’feeling’ a little something because it seems as if my crew is not as hyped about supporting Caun in his endeavor - I’mma see how that plays out.

RIP “Janets” Grandmom

Was I just called Ghetto sparkly?

I hope these Dominicans blow out her hair so straight it just sticks to her head in straightness!

Hello!  I just spoke to you 3 minutes ago; why are you acting as if you don’t know who I am - -DAMN Customer Service Muthafuckas! 

She must have been paying Tariff for the extra weight she was carrying around.  I didn’t know they made cropped pants that big.

Honey I wanna leave now  - I’m totally overwelmed by Club Walmart this evening. They are scaring me. 

Slapping a relaxer in her head cause it had dreaded and was uncombable is a punk ass move.

Caun I don told you to stop going up to that after hours spot - the QUICK TRIP Gas Station to see the sights and sounds when you can’t sleep.

I sure hope the crowd I get tonite for “Why Did I Get Married?” is civilized.  I ain’t paying my $8.50 to hear your loud ass mouth!

Do I even have any winter clothes? Damn!

Because I can’t pay - you won’t make an attempt to play. Oh well - if that’s the way you want it.

There should be a national movement towards medicating folks. So many need it.

Caun is pronounced KAI-YUN and it is an acronym. 

Your word of the day courtesy of Caun:  Niggaratchi  Use it in a sentence:  Your niggaratchi is sparkly ghetto.  Um that weave is so niggaratchi.  Children use it among yourselves and

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Friday Flow

Pamalicious on Oct 5th 2007 08:30 am

ewf1.jpgWell Well Well - we all have made it to another Friday - Thank God.  I did no writing yesterday because (1) I couldn’t find the time and (2) I really didn’t have anything to say.  Blogging goes like that sometimes.  It’s a dreary day outside, but my heart feels pretty good.  I decided just to stop worrying about shit.  Well let me get the flow a go going.

Yea I’ve been using va-jay-jay alot. 

No this heifer didn’t hang her socks to dry in her cubicle?! 

If the day of reckoning came and someone you didn’t expect showed up - would you acknowledge that or die in the name of who you had been thinking was going to show up?

Girlfriends and The Game were soooo off tha chain this past week!!!!

I tried and tried but I think I’m excited to go see Tyler Perry’s new movie.

Also overusing “Cracka Whoa - Nigga Boo”

So Clarence Thomas, you mean to tell me that being teased by light skinned blacks and ignored by the pretty sistas - is still haunting you today? Enough to mention it in your book with contempt…ok, I see some therapy off in the horizon. 

I ordered my HVAC suit for the foolish that is the Hip Hop Awards coming up soon. 

You even know someone who no matter how much they swear that they are in a good mood - their tone of voice and facial expressions say otherwise?

Caun is about to blow the fuck up - glad I look good at that level

Aren’t you tired of hustling?

If what you have to say needs to be password protected and what not - then get a journal.

Sometimes you can no longer not admit that two people are in totally different spaces in their lives.

Isn’t it funny that if you have envy and jealously towards someone and then end up where God has chosen for you to be -  you discover their mess ain’t even hardly worth being envious and jealous about.

I am fearful that I haven’t had death touch me in over 14 years, I fear that it is somewhere close.

I want to prove that I can be somewhat athletic for some strange reason.

Wasn’t your hair long last week is one of my favorite questions from the keeblers, lol

 

Well Ya’ll have a good weekend. I feel some really cerebral moments are about to happen next week. 

 

 

 

 

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