the adventures of pamalicious

 

PAIR OF SISSORS

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BOLT OF FABRIC

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LEAVING MY HUSBAND ALONE TO LONG

 

 

 

 

PRICELESS!

 

Have a good weekend and look out for weekend posts to make up for this week!

Happy Friday Ya’ll!!  Is this thing on?  Ya’ll know my ‘yellow’ freaks me
out.  I will keep writing, but I fear I lost some folks by (1) never
commenting on what I read and (2) moving to a three day format - but I
gotta fit the rest of my life in there folks - so oh well. I know ya’ll
come by and I’ll leave the light and some drinks out for yah!

Well tomorrow at 2:00pm, the graduation services
start for me out in Clinton, IA.  Ya’ll toss one back for a sista round
2:30pm, lol  A major accomplishment for myself and I’m looking forward to
knocking out this Masters and somewhere in there pledging Delta Sigma
Theta!!  YEA!!!  Oh and I will go to Bartending school next year belive
that!

Sunday marks my 14th Mothers Day celebration. It should be low key, because I have a trip coming up and to
be honest, I’ve done a ton of shopping, I don’t need anything.  I just want
to be with the family, go to Roasters and have me some chicken and
broccoli/cauliflower casserole and call it a day.  Maybe one of my books
will arrive and I can curl up and just relax and read. Suppose to be
raining anyway.

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Don’t you hate when your sleep gets off schedule? As I was up at 1am watching Jaws II - it dawned on me that I am all over the place with the sleep. 

Mariah and Nick eh?  I tell yah - now I"m gonna have to check out his swagger, it’s always those thin ones, lol

I think I need a hug - these are the next two books I’m reading soon as they get to the house:

 

Now I’m looking for a book called Slut - that’s next right whore bitch slut  SIGH

Gary Coleman and his wife made me start DVR’ing Divorce Court.  Hmmm interesting.  I really feel for him - he is just a sad angry little man.

Can you believe it’s May already?!  This year is flying by!

Got my official acceptance letter from School for the Masters of Operational Management Program YAYY!  A friend had the book already so I won’t have to buy that.  I start May 27th.

Only 19 days until Mama Ali hits the ground - Operation clean up about to get under way.

My favorite throw away clothes store is having a BOGO - Hoochie summer tops here I come, lol

I am not fat. I’m still overweight but in my eyes I’m finally back to plump, lol

When you trip over the carpet, step on your own toes and have to damn near crawl back to your desk - all you can say is that’s what you get for twisting all the damn time, lol

Who knew your relationship can get deeper and better and more emotional.

I am giving myself about two more days of being 14, it’s been a great ride back into my mind about that time.  God was I stressed, lol

I’m a Fucking Princess had a short lived existence on Mini-me’s Myspace page - hope you saw it cause it’s G-O-N-E.

Secretly her "You bitches mad cause I’m different and I’m mad cause you bitches the same" welled me up - that’s my child, lol lol  That’s gone too!

After watching the religious compound in Utah - didn’t you want to go rent Stepford Wives? lol

I likes this mineral makeup!  It’s the only one I’ve worn that doesn’t come off during the day. 

Decided on a weaveologist now gotta decide on a style. SIGH

Um can I be economically stimulated early?!

Oh in answer to a question: Yes I’m talking about Little Five Points in the ATL.  That’s where I be, lol

The weather is making me fiend to start off the drive in season - it’s time

I broke one of my own rules and joined a discussion group (I’ve swore off these sets of cliques, I do only one and do it not so much anymore) and like I knew - a sista felt like the elephant in the room.  I should have just kept it to reading - but all that talk of hair overwhelmed me, lol 

 

 

I just wanted to end with some fineness.

Ya’ll have a good weekend!

 

Well it’s payday so I’m stressed out, but I’ll get through it.  I always do.  The sheer notion of working, receiving compensation and then giving it all away is what drives folks to drink on the real.

I hope you all are gearing up for a good weekend.  My alter ego up there has been chillin in the cut, but look for flexing her individuality sooner than later. 

Exactly why is about 10% of my family on Facebook? Why did I forget I even had an account and now it’s my new obsession sigh.

When BCPC wanted to know who is Pamalicious, it was time to create a different account for the kids and one for Caun and I - who knew my machine could even do that.  As much as I know I’m still very much a student.

I never went into detail about Mini-me’s first date.  Basically it was two boys and two girls which equals a double date in my eyes.  After much much discussion and what not - we let her go and Caun chaperoned the movies but we gave them a bit of length on the rope to walk around the mall together.  Life is picking up speed ya’ll it’s picking up speed.

Now I’m getting ready for the 8th grade dance and ‘transition’ ceremony. Double Sigh..

You ever think about the nightlife in folks homes before?  It crossed my mind when Caun and I, because of freaking naps, were up puttering around at 3:30 am.

Thanks to everyone who has wished me congratulations on my completion of undergraduate school.  I hope I can fit in financially Bar Tending school in the near future.  I still wanna go.

Moms ticket is paid for and issued - here she comes Atlanta, but she coming to see us and not ya’ll this time, lol

Court date on the 22nd - mystery house might be the new residence by first of June YAYYYY!

CRUNK AND DISORDERLY is now officially my favorite blog celebrity or otherwise.  Her blessing me with THIS is the reason why I stan for her.  Yea for the sensitive ones - this can be offensive, but for me it’s the funniest stuff I have seen in I know 10 good years.  He has become a part of our family!  Not to mention because of THIS the romance has been renewed in my relationship. Yea I’m stanning for Fresh and placing an offering of weave and select khia pubic hairs at her feet in worship!

Finally - I haven’t had to pull this out in awhile but sometimes shit just jump into existence….

My mom was telling me about a production being put on surrounding her book out in L.A.  - they were wanting her to help talk it up etc. etc.  So they were telling her it would be great to get both authors etc. to promote the play on the radio etc.  PAUSE - my mom didn’t have co-writers of her work.  They told her that the person said they co-wrote her book and would help with promotion and would be at the play for a ‘talk with the author type symposium’  Um who might this person be…..

DRUM ROLL PLEASE:

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Alright ladies, it’s that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below….

 

 

The Open Toed Shoe Pledge

As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules
when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over

and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.

I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won’t wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

 

If a strap breaks, I won’t duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into
place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr.
Scholl’s if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low
price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids’ sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell
and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she
asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they are actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go to my local nail salon  at least once per season and
have a real pedicure (they are about $35  and worth EVERY penny).

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear… nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.