the adventures of pamalicious

I tell you, the adventure continues, lol  We up in here sleep - Caun and I sleep hard so we knocked out. Around 2am Mini me comes flying around the corner Mommy Mommy someone is trying to come in they are knocking and banging on the door don’t you hear them?!  We jump up on the WTH? squared.  All of a sudden we hear it and I mean they coming INNNN!!

Caun (I have never seen someone get dressed that fast - he from the hood, only hood niggas can hop in their pants while on the move) and he jumped all the steps down to the bottom.  He gets to the door and the whole freaking house lights up - we are SURROUNDED BY COPS!!! GUNS DRAWN!!   The whole street if full of cops.  I’m like OHHH SHIT!!

They yelling and screaming and Caun cool as a cucumber.  They looking for the previous folks!!  Lawd have mercy!  We had to prove we didn’t know them and we were the folks living here. They still woke some neighbors I’m embarassed as hell!!

We have a secret room in this house, a sista like me was about to put my child up in that piece!! LOL 

Just drama!

So after about 20 minutes they went on their way.  I learned something though. Once they get all riled up like that it is hard to calm down.  They were yelling and screaming - however with Caun’s calmness this didn’t turn messy.  If he had of come down all hyped up then something terrible might have happened.  For those that are really innocent - be confident in that and don’t give em a reason….don’t give em a reason. 

As well as to quote my boy Katt Williams - never in the history of niggadom was I so happy to be black - the people they looking for were WHITE - so obviously we ain’t the ones!!

Whew they wanna turn even more of my hair grey!!