Talking to myself

  • Dang nowadays Mondays are sooo busy for me, I don’t have time to do a lot of the things I would like to do.

 

  • It’s always good to stay home because you want to and not because you have to

 

  • At the Magnegro Olympics things got a bit over zealous - we walked away with two Gold and a Silver, but if you looked at me closely today you would see I was limping a bit, lol lol

 

  • There’s something so magical about the love that happens past the we just met and we excited stage of a relationship;

 

  • Did I tell ya’ll little red is up and running?!  That damn Honda is actually kinda purring.  Caun is beside himself that his ‘boy’ is back on the road.

 

  • Who the hell is stealing my magazines?!  I want my VIBE Dammit!!

 

  • I kinda figured they would get it done - I’ve come to accept that my ideas spur folks on…..

 

  • I guess I’ll just keep the princess dress I bought for “Janet’s” …SON.  Yep she’s having another boy at the end of the year. 

 

  • Why did I get the feeling that after watching 60 ppl get laid off last week - that this week the feeling of this job ain’t so bad after all will be the mood all around.

 

  • So special are the ones who wait on a special stall in the toilet.  Get out of my way!

 

  • I wonder why must we wash our hands and arms and what not for damn near 30 minutes after touching our own snatch?  Some folks be faking the funk big time about that whole public restroom thang.

 

  • If the limit for the paper towel holder is say 500 towels - why the freak do you put 1500 in there?! Yea I pulled out 50 to wipe my hands - shit can’t help it.

 

  • Percy Miller is doing a good thing - I will call that brother that and not snicker cause he’s growing up. Why would we want someone to stay in one place?

 

  • I totally forgot Bernie Mac was in Transformers!

 

  • My sexual fantasies have dried up!  WAHHHHH!  I mean come on lets get real - we all have those things and people in our minds that we classify as fantasy. It’s healthy.  For those of us that spend quality time with ourselves it’s a great addition. Well mine are non-existent. I can’t seem to go there anymore.  All my shit revolves around Caun.  I can’t remember the past, reunions or anything that used to spur me on!!  Hmm - this is real interesting.  Dis Nigga got me trippin.

 

  • Am I the only one who be getting their praise on with Marvin Sapp and then have to screech to a stop when the very next song is about something nasty?  They ought to do better with that and play it right before commercials or something cause it’s just rank to be singing Never Could Have Made It as it blends into Lick me like a lollipop!!!!!

 

  • I’mma go on and say it: Don’t Sandra Rose work your damn nerves?!  You know how you get a sore in your nose and it hurts but you keep crinkling your nose cause it’s got some kinda perverse pleasure behind it - Sandra is that nose sore for me.

 

  • Does anyone do Yahoo Groups anymore?  If so where you hanging out - I need to broaden my friend base.

 

  • I miss Caun riding with me even if the whole time he’s palming my titty, lol lol  I don’t like driving home. 

 

  • I think I’m gonna hit another A off in this Masters Program.  I sure hope I make the Honor Society. How cool would that be?  I’m now looking for some online or boot camp type Micorsoft Office program so I can get my skills back up to par.

 

  • I still wanna go to Bartending School.  I haven’t forgotten that.

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