the adventures of pamalicious

Mannn - I have fell off!  This has been on hectic week and I just couldn’t get to blogging.  I need to catch up with you all and catch up with my damn self. 

First, have you seen Lloyd’s video for "All Around the World?!"  Whew Lawd my Cougar claws are O-U-T. All these caramel tenderoni’s are raising my blood pressure.  Some shots of him are not hot, but when he has his hair pressed - it’s a money shot. I still want him to cut that mess off, but it has a B. Scott quality to it thus it works.  Trey Songs cut his and I’m beside myself. 

Well let me let the fandango go!

Ok, I’m late but it’s never to late to talk about award shows, lol Here’s my Good, Bad and WTF?! and because it’s been talked to death I’ll keep it short.

The Good

The return of Maxwell - Lawd! Even with the ‘Fade’ he was sooo sexy.  His voice is still dripping honey.  I am ashamed I only had like three songs in the Ipod - gotta fix that quick

The overall beauty of our people - it never fails that we present (even in the worse outfit) that we just got the glow, even if it’s a bit smokey, lol

Al Green - I am so at that age when this was what I wanted to see - he still got a side eye but it was great!

Chris Brown and Ciara - that routine was H-O-T!

The Bad

Usher - he looks like any minute he’s gonna install your cable or something. Tameka don sucked the youth out of him.  I am soo disappointed that he didn’t even sing!  Hmmm - sometimes you have to just do the side to side and sing.

Black Sateen - I am starting a petition NOW!  That fabric does NOTHING for your body. Reminds me of that freaking fat girl stretch fabric they keep making.  Alicia Keys NO MAM!, SWV NO MAM!, EnVogue NO MAM!  I got rolls and shit - my stars should be faking it better than me.  Yea we grow up and sometimes out - but I wish they would have had on other clothes.

Every presentation and skit and dialogue - Who wrote this State Sponsored Pre-K?! 

Gerald Levert wasn’t there - it’s just missing without him yah know.

The WTF?!

Keisha come get yo family, but then again - nah let me see em!

Alicia Keys revealing her spanks when she got up to get that award. Grab, close and then get up.

In a man’s world Ashanti legs are ‘thick’ in my world they borderline trunk like and the dress did nothing to accentuate them. 

Um why does it always look like Keisha is about to tear it up and then she starts to sing and dance.

And Save Me from Going Blind

T-Pain