the adventures of pamalicious

People strap yourselves in this is gonna be a doozy!!  It’s been quite an interesting week, so let us begin.

Ok don’t scream!  Yes I am rocking "Pamela"  Took the Licious out the equation for a minute to reacquaint myself with that which God gave me.  Found out I had hella gray hair - full strand gray hair!!  Oh My Lawd!  However, God also gave me money and as soon as I get it up - the licious is back.  I miss my super powers ya’ll.  It’s part of my personality - I feel good, but I would feel Betta if I had my mane back intact, lol lol  It’s been nice - but I got’s to get my groove back and it comes in 1B!!!

Well R&B Live rolled into week two - by ourselves!  NOBODY CAME!  except for those of us that were suppose to come.  No mind though - because we are more motivated than ever and I learned a whole lot about -  passion and belief.  The folks who are with us are WITH US!!  We brainstormed, we got some new capital coming in and it will take off.  The Artists performed for me and we ended up having a good time the 8 of us.  There is something to having a vision and knowing you have a good idea. Caun has a good idea!  Everyone is loving the concept we have over 40 acts lined up to perform WE JUST NEED A FREAKING AUDIENCE!!!  I won’t even go into my thoughts on negroes and their support - it’s rhetoric and fruitless at this point - we just gotta make it happen and we will.  Look out for R&B LIVE! It’s gonna be hot this summer!!

Dude called us and informed us he had to evict the last people so what’s that a 30 day process or some shit.  I tell yah!  We’ll just wait if it’s meant to be it will be - he’s sending us the new lease anyway. 

Women make sure your ’support your man’  game is intact.  Been hanging with men again and I shouldn’t be some kinda anomaly because I’m supporting Caun in this endeavor. 

It has been a PLEASURE to hear music that I may not (unfortunately) ever hear on local radio stations because it’s….real music.  Our CD player is full of wonderful artists I’ve been jamming that have nice work out right about now.  Rhythm and Blues Lives On and it doesn’t need a guest spot by T-Pain!!!!

Did ya’ll hear about the woman who literally sat on the toilet for two years?  She eventually became fused to the seat?  Her BOYFRIEND (gasp) brought her food and a clean shirt.  Whew Yea Okay?

What about the sista journalist who got jumped on by the PTY - I am not understanding how the cameraMEN could not break this up. I’d be fighting them right about now.

and finally I leave the best for last.

I’ve been trying to see how to work this word into my vocabulary because it’s such a relevant word and was made up by Diddy which makes it even more fabulous….

BITCHASSNESS!

Well here is it’s inaugural voyage out of my mouth!

Listen!! and Listen good!  I DON’T WANT YOUR RAGGEDY MAN!!  Oh and to your man - I DON’T WANT YOUR RAGGEDY ASS!  The level of Bitchassness associated with that puppeteer message I received today behooves the mind. 

I am HAPPILY HAPPILY HAPPILY MARRIED TO A REAL MAN - who lives in the here and now and doesn’t have to make up fantasy lives to feel fulfilled.  I Knew the Nigga wayy yay ago and thought we were friends - he’s thrown me under the bus to rock you to sleep - that’s on you, but I’mma need the cease and desist of the bullshit where I live.  That’s between ya’ll.  You got WAYYYY more issues to deal with than a friendship between two people who live four states from each other and haven’t laid eyes on each other in YEARS and have no verbal contact.  As you can tell - I tell everyone who wants to listen and even those who don’t I am HAPPYILY MARRIED, I LOVE MY MAN, I DONT’ CHEAT ON MY MAN, I DON’T MAKE UP LIES ABOUT MY MAN, and my man knows all about this - so see I’m already ahead of the game. 

So now let us go on with our lives - I wish ya’ll the best - cause you are gonna need it!

To the rest!  Have a good Weekend!