Constipated Fridays
Now this has taken me a long ass time to get down on paper, lol I was off today and had so many running around. I really need one day a week to just take care of stuff. You know how that is.
I had banking, followed by a Western Union to pay back my momma for saving us, a post office stop to ge a money order for that broad, then it was off to pick up mini-me to go to the eye doctor. Ok for that racket. Even with eyecare insurance, I had to forfeit my own glasses to get her a years worth of contacts, new frames and lens and me six months of contacts.
I like that mini-me tries to embrace and make fly things like casts and glasses, lol she got some bold frames to rock. They go great with her dark features. Of course she went right for the frames under lock and key, but baby there’s a reason for that, lol
Now I sit here sipping on some creamy tomato soup because I’m RUNNING A LOW GRADE FEVER!! When I woke up this morning I had a scratchy throat, as the day progressed I felt myself getting a bit ’sore’ you know just kinda achy. Now I am real achy and at about 99.5. I think I really need to just kinda wrap it up early and get some rest. Can you say Pizza and Salad.
Well all of the running etc. hasn’t stopped my thinking - so here’s what’s be floating around the warmness
Ever see somebody so thin that their labia is showing through their jeans and it’s the most fat they got on their body!? I saw that shit today and was like WHOA Sis - let’s hurry right here to the jamaican store - oxtails stat!
Michael Jacksons 25th Anniversary of Thriller comes out Tuesday and I have a Target gift card from the dear J and that definitely is going for that. He also will be getting a tribute Sunday on the Grammy’s. I told ya’ll he’s back - damn!
Doesn’t it make you mad when folks are half steppin in school (for those in school) and you feel like you’ve upped your game. Yes I did respond to someone “any thoughts or antedotes other than the copy and paste out the book?”
I feel like all my teeth are about to fall out. I don’t know what’s going on.
I need to just dedicate like two days and get checked out from head to toe. I need to be picked and proded and what not. I need to get a mammagram. Caun always pawing my breast doesn’t count SIGH.
You ever have a week where you felt like you were sharp and put together all week? I RARELY have these moments but I felt really good about the outfits I put together this past week. Me? pseudo fashionisa? Nahhhhhh, lol
Why is the hood BUSTLING during the day?! When I went over to where my eye doctor is, those neighborhoods were quite quiet. Over here, negroes on group activity, lol
Well apparently, I’ve lost a lot of my thought process - must have came to a boil. Caun went to go get Baby Chocolate Pound Cake, so let me just sign off. Ya’ll have a great weekend!

Monica C. Says:
OK, the labia and the tight jeans have left me in a ball on the ground.
ROFLMAO!
Posted on February 11th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Rosalind Says:
@ your fever - hope you feel better soon!
@ Mini-Me - she knows quality, that’s a good thing. Err, what happened to the Goddess Monroe moniker?
@ half-stepping in school - YES!
@ getting checked out head/toe - do it ASAP. Don’t be lax. Trust your broke down friend; we want you to be around for a long time!
@ fashion - you don’t give yourself enough credit. Stop it.
@ labia/jeans visual - too bad you don’t have the throw up smilie. I’d use it.
Hope the Magnegroes had fun over the weekend!
Posted on February 18th, 2008 at 8:01 pm