the adventures of pamalicious

 

Winter is my favorite time to Brotha ‘Sightsee’ - There is just so much to see! Even a corny brotha can redeem himself between the months of October and March, lol Some Sistas like a Summertime Brotha, but there’s really no room for creativity in the summer and it can get extreme (two words: NET SHIRTS), but what a feast for the eyes in the wintertime!

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Ok why is my best girlfriend…

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Hey people!  Early on in the blog I’ve indicated I have the two stresses:  money and my family. I also have two anxiety points as well.  I’ve identified one which is the mall.  I’ve written about my issues with the mall and shopping there before.  Well now it’s time for me to reveal my other one….

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Sometimes things happen that warrant an additional post.  This is one of those moments.  Here I am racing downstairs to meet Caun.  We only have one vehicle and since he works up the street from me and gets off before me, he usually just sits in a parking lot until I get off.  I feel so bad he does this; that I do try to make it downstairs without lolly gagging when the whistle blows.

 

Because in front of my building is a mad house, he usually just slows down, puts the blinkers on and I hop up in the truck.  I swing the door open and……

 

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Being a woman amazes me sometimes.  Friday evening after getting my book and being one day behind on my first Masters class, between the hours of 8 and 11:30.  I read two chapters, did a weeks worth of work which had to be indepth this is a masters class lol; took out my hair; washed conditioned and dried it then took a bath etc and watched a cruise show on the travel channel lol. 

I think that at this point, the only thing that could possibly happen to the Magnegroes is a medical emergency. When I tell ya’ll I will be glad to see January behind me - ya’ll don’t even understand, lol  It has been a difficult month. I have been stressed beyond belief.  A sista got on her rain gear and has strapped herself starboard cause this storm is a doozy.  The lastest was courtesy of DQ (the truck).  Just decided it wasn’t going to go anywhere anytime soon while parked comfortably in the garage!  Having your shit towed from your house just looks suspicious to yah neighbors. NO IT DIDN"T GET REPOSSESSED…..yet, lol

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I tell you I’mma slave and I love it, lol lol  Gimmie my paycheck!!  I want to go to the check cashing spot and get it all in ONE’S cause I have MISSED MY MONEY!  Then gimmie my income tax refund and my rebate and the $300 for Miss Lady!  Yeaaaaaaaa!!

Oh and you know you wanna call Mr. Ray - stop playing, lol lol

Um remember Phone Boning?  With all this new technology, an oldie but goodie is going by the wayside…SIGH  First the Fat Boys Break Up Now This..

Moment of Truth is gonna wreck a few relationships that ain’t even on the show, lol lol  I’m riding and dying with my lies.  There are too many questions to make a measly $10K.  You know there are some shows like "When Animals Attack" that just endear themselves to my people and I see this as being one.  They do need to ask the real questions: 

• Have you ever faked a child as a dependent on your income tax?
• Are you still creeping with your Baby momma/daddy?
• Do you fake Orgasms?
• Do you have to think of someone else to get aroused by your mate?

Keep it real!

Went to a program for Mini Me last evening.  The after school international program she is in is actually the only one in the country and is a pilot program.  The Representative from Washington came down to explain it more to us (yes when school is almost over). Mini-me is an American Ambassador - she helps them with their english etc. etc.  This actually was the most free I’ve seen her with her friends around me. She loves those Mexicans, Africans and Indians, lol lol  No wonder she is not to amused with the African American Kneegrow right about now, lol lol  She has gone international, lol lol 

Caun and I got caught up in a mini class about standardized testing. That was interesting, lol lol  I’m sitting there with the Duh Duh - made me almost want to go withdraw from College, lol lol

You ever hear a song that brings back painful memories but is so on point about a past relationship?  Well Keisha Cole’s song that slow one "Sad and Lonely"  Mann I heard that joint and Me and Mobetta’s relationship just flooded to the top!  Dayum I tell yah!  That song just sums that stuff right up.  I’m feeling yah Keisha.  Glad I didn’t give up after that one. I would have never been open to receiving the Prince I got now.

Now that the lap band and the diabetes community have crawled into bed together - should I see could I get one?  Nahhhh - I go back and forth, but the thought of all that ’stuff’ I’d have to do and the fact that my lazy ass could just get moving and lose more weight, should be sufficient. I’m gonna surprise ya’ll one day and start exercising. I am!

Well I have to get started on my day. I have a lot to do.  I have class tonite and I’m late (due to financial issues with getting a book)  I have already been docked 10% so tonite I’m burning the midnite oil to get my school work in. 

BCPC is in the house this weekend. We got a birthday party to attend, and a field trip to the Farmers Market.  Can you say BEEF BACON?! 

Well ya’ll have a good weekend and I’ll see yah on the other side!!