the adventures of pamalicious

 

 

1.  We met on Blackplanet

2.  I approached him - leaving him a note

3.  The first time we spoke on the phone he almost electrocuted himself trying to put a dryer in.

4.  Our first date was to see Last Holiday at Phipps Plaza.  I met him under the poster for the movie

5.  His car broke on our second date and he walked about 3 miles to meet me.  I didn’t know this until after the date.

6.  The first time we were intimate - he basically never left.

7.  The first time I went to his house - it was to help him pack.

8.  Before we moved in together he rented an apartment for 28 days - he never unpacked or spent one evening in it.

9.  We have had only one ‘argument’ in our relationship.

10.  He is one of only three people who have ever seen my….’pictures’ (wink wink).

11.  We usually sleep butt to butt

12.  We didn’t consummate our marriage on our wedding night because ‘Aunt Flow’ showed up the MORNING OF OUR WEDDING.

13.  We didn’t have one arguement about the wedding planning.

14.  We say I Love You at least 6 time a day.

15.  If I ever take my ring off - he gets on one knee and puts it back on for me.

16.  Everytime he cooks he dresses in a costume, ranging from an electrician to a cable guy.

17.  Every night he gets me a glass of water.

18. I sleep in the nude and he sleeps in boxer/briefs.

19. We both don’t mind the messy bedroom. 

20.  We talk on the phone at least three times a day

21.  We have a bet that I can’t make 1000 jokes about his feet by December. I am on course to win.

22.  We both snore

23.  I’m more ghetto oriented than him.

24.  We both LOVE taking pictures.

25.  Our two gimmies are Mary J. Blige and Tyrese.

26.  I have accidently called him by my first husbands name about three times. They have the same first initial.

27. He’s the worker and I’m the slacker.

28.  He’s a driver and I’m a passenger.

29.  We both curse ALOT when we speak to one another.

30.  Goddess had a ‘moment’ when she heard us getting busy.  I had to take care of that.

31.  We both think we got strippers bodies.

32.  We’ve made up several slogans we use on a daily basis.

33. I named him CAUN and it’s stuck.

34.  I have half of a walk in and he has 1 1/2 closets.

35.  I don’t like tongue kissing unless it’s leading to sex and he enjoys licking on me to gross me out.

36.  We both got off Blackplanet at the same time.

37.  We are both technology whores

38.  Our Song is Adore by Prince

39.  He’s right handed and I’m left handed.

40.  He’s 6′1 and I’m 5′2 1/2

41.  I have taken over all of his PJ’s.

42.  His favorite Sports people are:  The Washington Redskins, Lakers and USC.  I am REQUIRED to know this.

43.  He gets up at 5:00 am and I get up at 6:45am  every morning since we got serious he has called and woke me up at the right time.

44.  He’s spoiled me terribly and I spoil him as well.

45.  He is deaf in one ear due to years of DJ’ing and I am damn near blind.  We laugh at this constantly.

46.  We both have a young, jovial attitude about life - even in the face of drama and issues.

47.  I used to wait at the McDonalds when he went to pick up his daughter, cause his ex didn’t want me on her block (she still doesn’t but fuck her).

48.  I’ve only ridden in his Honda less than 10 times since we’ve met.

49.  We have a Malcolm vs Martin view on all things black/white. 

50.  I love this man and he loves me.