Mental Breakdown Monday
Morning! I hope everyone had a good weekend. Let’s get right into it:
CAUN is cancer free - thank God.
How red was my face, when the nurse comes into the waiting room to ask Mrs. Magnegro to come back - your husband wants you to help him get dressed.
Those broads were grinning a bit much as he lay there - I bet they took a look at his package - heifers!
Exactly what is the point of sending a child somewhere with the most raggedy stuff they own - it won’t make us buy new stuff and it just makes you look crazy.
Why is most Turkey bacon dipped in Pork Grease (ever read the back of the package) doesn’t that defeat the purpose?
Why are most non-pork sausages encased in pork casings?! WTF?! Can a sista get a damn sausage?
The World of Coke is cool and all - but $56 for a family of four for - - pictures?!
If there was ever a time I wish I were a kid again - it was while watching Kid Nation on CBS. That rocks!
Three hours of “How the Lottery Changed My Life” on TLC has definately pissed me off.
Oh by the way, I work in the Georgia Lottery Building and haven’t played once yet.
If we win the 52 inch plasma from Crawford Long - Will we divorce over who is going to watch it when?
How can my mom apply for some part time work on a Friday and get called by both places to interview on a Monday and I ain’t got shit stewing as of yet?
I kinda miss my Brother, Damn I wish he wasn’t such an asshole.
I agree with who ever said I was going through a mid-life crisis, cause it can’t be menapause or could it?
I should have filed for bankrupcy 9 1/2 years ago - it would almost be discharged right about now.
I need to wear garlic to just keep the demons away.
Somewhere right now CAUN is thinking “Pam has got on my fucking nerves this month” Instead he tells me what a bomb ass wife I am…..
God grant me the ability to take this look of distain and fustration off my face, cause I actually am looking quite cute today.
My husband is destined to be famous, which means that I’m destined to be the wife of famous.
On a day off - I had plenty to do. I could stay home.
My hustle is about to take off - AVON REP at yo door and you better open it!
Well let me try to focus on positive thoughts. I am getting my wedding and honeymoon pictures out….
deepnthought Says:
I need some skin so soft.
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 9:42 am
thoughtsofsoutherngal Says:
Didn’t know that about turkey bacon. Wait till I tell my sister. She lives for turkey bacon.
“How the Lottery Changed My Life”, Cribs, Fabolous of(insert celebrity) I don’t watch b/c they all piss me off. I don’t want to look at what some rich person got.
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
rosalind Says:
If the devil ain’t bothering you, that means he’s already got you on his team. In other words, you must be doing something right. You are not having a mid-life crisis; don’t claim that. You are going through a period of growth in preparation for the next phase in your life. The growing pains don’t feel good, but they’re necessary to get you where you need to be, and when it’s over you’ll be all the better for it. Be encouraged!
That’s some foul mess with the turkey bacon and sausage. Ever thought to buy the kosher ones (if they have them)? Guaranteed not to have pork or pork by-products.
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Monica C. Says:
Glad to hear the good news about CAUN!
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
rosalind Says:
It’s great that CAUN is cancer-free! God is good!
Posted on September 24th, 2007 at 6:21 pm