the adventures of pamalicious

After nine months and lots of prayers……….   

We had a Wonderful Weekend!

Well Howdy Do!  As you can see, Baby Chocolate Pound Cake came back into the fold after nine months.  We kept on keeping on with our usual. We did a little shopping, we went to Stone Mountain Park for the day and ended the weekend with a BBQ/Picnic. We hope and pray that we can continue to see her, that’s all we can ask for.  I will be bold and say that if you are a woman who is denying the father of your child visitation and when you go over it in your head al the sentences revolve around YOU - please step back and take a look at that - YOU don’t have anything to do with this, it’s about THE CHILD.  So just consider it.  The way my heart felt as CAUN just held and touched and reconnect with his child - - ya’ll don’t even understand. 

I got to do a little shopping, which of course I enjoyed.  Not sure what $95 gets in your world, but in my words it gets this:

two pairs of shoes, 12 pairs of socks, 6 prs. of undergarments, 5 jeans, 2 skirts, 1 dress, 5 long sleeve tops and 5 short sleeve tops, lol lol All Brand Name. This age and size is PERFECT, you can just go crazy. 

Goddess was even having a good time and when she saw how cute I did up BCPC’s hair, she came on down for some “Mommy Time” as well and ya’ll know she don’t let me touch her, lol lol 

Anyhoo - of course there was more going on in the world.  I debated whether I should even spend time on the VMA’s cause it was hot garbage in a landfill, but man it was so ripe for foolishness:

• They should have had a better warning in place that Brittney was coming up.  I mean damn, caught a sista off guard and I didn’t have time to prepare!  What a mess!  Poor thang.  I would have rather seen her up there sweaty and working it, than what she presented.  I kept feeling like I was looking at Mike Tyson on that infamous interview where he was drugged up.  She was running into dancers and when she opened her legs - labia lips were waving at the crowd EWWWWWW!  My biggest issue though is that this morning, there are girls everywhere going out to stuff their flabby asses in that outfit.  Fredericks of Hollywood, please close your doors!  Don’t let them in!  It is NOT right! 

• Were they trying to make us all have a seizure?!  I had to go get my shades to watch the show, all that light.

• My left temple started throbbing at the cutting back and forth, mid performance, to the suites.  The concept was hot - but the way they did it was janky. 

• Tommy Lee and Kid Rock….Pamela Anderson got spooked by the flicking tongue of Tommy Lee and showed it, which of course set of Kid Rock.  Now that Inga is on lock - I guess Pam has the ill nana now.  Either that or they like riding their motor bikes on those hills she calls breasts.

• The rags are saying that Luda was the best dressed, but I enjoyed the outfits that T.I. had on. 

• For some reason, I don’t really remember what the ladies had on except for that mess Lil Momma wore. 

• Jamie - hitting the Petron much?  Funny

• SATIN should be gathered like a Luke CD and burned in bulk.  Alicia Key’s performance was inspired but not for that crowd, but more importantly she looked uncomfortable being from behind the piano.  Those pants did not help her figure AT ALL.  Though apparently Diddy was in a trance from the sparkly boots.

• Best Line of the night:  MTV Play some VIDEOS - Justin Timberlake, who has officially gotten his ‘negro card’ back and got a credit increase.

• Best Performance of the night:  Whoo Lawd that Chris Brown is on fire!  That tall drink of water could just sit in a chair and smile at me all night. And I read in the Vibe that he got some ‘hood’ in em.  YEA!!!  He certainly is channeling the right person and his Mike is dead on - I hope they do a song together.  Usher betta come out strong - but I understand, right now they are working on how the wifey will birth out of her testicles..so I understand if he’s a bit busy. 

• Performance I wish I had seen on the big state:  Gnarles Barkley doing their remake of “Darlin Nikki”  that was HOT!

• and last but not least cause the rest I can’t even remember - Um Timberland and Dr. Dre.  Timberland has basically turned fat into muscle so he’s one cheese steak and one missed gym day from it just being ugly. If he would pull his pants up like a grown man I might be able to compliment him on his muscles.  I hadn’t realized how long it had been since I had actually see Dr. Dre in print or otherwise.  Apparently he had surgery and stuffed alot of his money in his biceps!  DAYUM!!  I wish he hasn’t of wore that winter sweater, it made him look like a Ninja Turtle.

Well that’s what I got to say - let’s all have a good week!