the adventures of pamalicious

The Evolution of Organized Noise is a new site I hang out in.  Go visit him, he’s on FIRAH!He has this thing where he basically talks into the air about things around him, giving his two cents basically. Convo with folks, who probably ain’t trying to hear your convo.  I think that is bold as shit and I wanna be down - so as part of my re-design to keep it interesting over here - I’m going there. 

• You got one more time to speak negatively about our mother.

 

• I know niggas and some of them I am friendly with - about my siblings.

 

• So we are going to have to hear about your cornacopia of toubobs all the time now eh?

 

• I don’t know if I have room to be your emotional crutch at this time, let me get back to you on that.

 

• Michael Bell - you sho nuff better keep your nose clean, all this mess we have went through for you!

 

• If her hair ain’t combed - to the hairdresser she goes.

 

• I’mma need you to cut the three page birthday list down a bit dear.

 

• Exactly why can’t I get a tummy tuck?

 

• Did the ride in the HOV lane really help you get to work faster especially since you damn near caused three wrecks getting the fuck over?!

 

• Getting home at 6:45 is just not working for a sister!

 

• I swear I am going to stay awake and get me some!

 

• The dream I had about my HS gym teacher was so hot, I felt embarassed I had that damn dream.

 

• I’m NOT the President, I’m the Secretary!

 

• You must not want the commission I would bring having me on your Avon team.

 

• Yes Mr. Carnote man - deposit that check whenever you feel, let’s see if it works.

 

• All the houses I like are in the $479K range - on a $4.79 salary - yea that’s special.

 

• Thanks for that 100 in your class - All this shit I’ve been reading and learning is finally kicking in.

 

• My yellow is not appreciated or honored in this environment, so why should I keep trying to let it shine. Drones you want - Drones you got.

 

• I agree with you 80% of the time, that’s damn good for a black woman.

 

• As much as I know about the net - there’s so much more to know about the net.

 

• When did Bill Bellamy get relevant again? Two shows now - go head.

 

• Doesn’t Karrine Stephens make your genitalia itch?

 

• Muthafucka What? 

 

• Me not taking your shit doesn’t mean I’m angry or got feelings - I’m just not taking your shit. 

 

• The end of an era Mobetta…the end of an era..give me a minute…I’m getting a bit misty.

 

 

 

 

 

SOLID GOLD

First appearing before music videos had become commonplace, this show featured the week’s top hits in pop music. Guest performers would occasionally appear on the show to play their songs. Typically, however, the only visual accompaniment to the music was the Solid Gold Dancers, a dozen or so dancers in skimpy costumes who would perform interpretive renditions of such hits as “Down Under” and “Maniac”.

Hosted by Dionne Warwick and Marilyn McCoo and Andy Gibb ( He was in one of his worst periods of drug abuse during his tenure on this show. He often showed up late to tapings, or sometimes not at all. A former writer once joked that two shows had to be prepared each week- one if Andy did show up, and one if he didn’t) - this show was corny but, we all wanted to be the Sista.

I became scarred for LIFE - when I was eagerly anticipating an episode featuring Jermaine Jackson singing “Let’s Get Serious” and all of a sudden Marilyn came out and just totally wrecked the song! She always was interjecting herself into the performances. Tom Joyner must have watched old episodes of this when it come to the skyy Show.

Well without further delay….ENJOY!

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The Nighttime Soap

This post is dedicated to AR GAL

I was laying around watching Entertainment Tonite and they were talking about the reunion and remarriage of one of Televisions most beloved couples Luke and Laura from the daytime soap General Hospital. Back when I was in High School the world started and stopped on the streets of All My Children. Jessie and Angie, Greg and Jennie, Tad and Dixie - Lawd have mercy!! I do remember, however, playing hooky from school to watch the first Luke and Laura coupling. It also reminded me of another guilty pleasure..Nighttime Soaps! There was a period on televison before we became crime fighters, lawyers, and reality stars where we lived in the fantasy world of these folks.

So let’s go back to the catfights, the clothes, the money, the back stabbing of NIGHT TIME TV DRAMAS….ENJOY!

DYNASTY
Dynasty was an American primetime television soap opera that aired on ABC from January 12, 1981 to May 10, 1989. The series revolved around the Carringtons, a wealthy oil family living in Denver, Colorado. Dynasty epitomized the style and content of American primetime soap operas in the 1980s, programs in which the characters either had money and power and wanted more, or didn’t have either but wanted both badly.

FALCON CREST
Falcon Crest was an American primetime television soap opera about the feud between the Channings and the Giobertis, two separate rich wine families in West Central California, around San Francisco in a fictional town, Tuscany Valley. It aired on the CBS network from December 4th, 1981 to May 17th, 1990, and 227 episodes were made in total. Reruns of the show aired on SOAPnet, a decade after its demise.

DALLAS
Dallas was a popular, long-running primetime television soap opera about the Ewings, a very wealthy Texas oil family. It aired on the CBS network for 13 seasons, from April 2nd, 1978 to May 3rd, 1991. It was broadcast around the world and is still considered to be the most successful drama series in TV history, in or out of the United States. The Dallas series is probably best-known for the central character of J.R. Ewing, the vain, greedy, scheming, crass oil baron played by Fort Worth native Larry Hagman for the show’s entire run. Ironically, J.R. was only meant to be a supporting character when the show premiered (the show was originally to be based around JR’s brother Bobby and Pam); however, the popularity of J.R. took off and he became the focus of the series.

KNOTS LANDING
Knots Landing was a primetime television soap opera that aired from December 27th, 1979 to May 13th, 1993 on CBS and was at that time the second longest-running primetime drama on U.S. TV, after Gunsmoke.[1] Set in a fictional small beach community on the California coast, the show initially centered around the lives of four married couples residing in a cul-de-sac called Seaview Circle, before the series shifted to corporate intrigue and criminal investigations.

FLAMINGO ROAD

Flamingo Road was NBC’s first attempt to jump into the 1980s primetime soap opera craze. It was first seen as a TV movie on May 12, 1980, and as a series on January 6, 1981, after a rebroadcast of the pilot on December 29, 1980. The show was based on the 1949 movie starring Joan Crawford, which was, in turn, based on the novel by Robert Wilder. It was created to be NBC’s idea of competition against CBS’s Dallas and Knots Landing, nighttime dramas that were inspired by the daily soap operas that aired in the afternoon.

THE COLBYS

The Colbys (originally titled Dynasty II: The Colbys) was a primetime television soap opera which aired from November 1985 to March 1987. This Aaron Spelling-produced series was spun off from the more successful Dynasty. The series was set in Bel Air, California, and focused on the Colby family, introduced peripherally in Dynasty. Intended to surpass its predecessor in opulence, the series’ producers were handed an immensely high budget, and cast a handful of film actors among its leads, including Charlton Heston, Katharine Ross, Barbara Stanwyck, Ken Howard and Maxwell Caulfield (3 years after Grease 2).

Hey Ya’ll!  Hope everyone is well.  Before I begin, I wanted to give a shout out to Rosalind.  Thanks for the kind words, you are probably right.  Also, CAUN sends his thanks for the well wishes.  His swagger is back - that’s always a good thing.

So I’m still, as you can tell, on the Random Pony.  Scattered thoughts sometimes are the best ones…

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Morning!  I hope everyone had a good weekend.  Let’s get right into it:

 

CAUN is cancer free - thank God. 

How red was my face, when the nurse comes into the waiting room to ask Mrs. Magnegro to come back - your husband wants you to help him get dressed. 

Those broads were grinning a bit much as he lay there - I bet they took a look at his package - heifers!

Exactly what is the point of sending a child somewhere with the most raggedy stuff they own - it won’t make us buy new stuff and it just makes you look crazy.

Why is most Turkey bacon dipped in Pork Grease (ever read the back of the package) doesn’t that defeat the purpose?

Why are most non-pork sausages encased in pork casings?!  WTF?!  Can a sista get a damn sausage?

The World of Coke is cool and all - but $56 for a family of four for - - pictures?!

If there was ever a time I wish I were a kid again - it was while watching Kid Nation on CBS. That rocks!

Three hours of “How the Lottery Changed My Life” on TLC has definately pissed me off.

Oh by the way, I work in the Georgia Lottery Building and haven’t played once yet.

If we win the 52 inch plasma from Crawford Long - Will we divorce over who is going to watch it when?

How can my mom apply for some part time work on a Friday and get called by both places to interview on a Monday and I ain’t got shit stewing as of yet?

I kinda miss my Brother, Damn I wish he wasn’t such an asshole.

I agree with who ever said I was going through a mid-life crisis, cause it can’t be menapause or could it?

I should have filed for bankrupcy 9 1/2 years ago - it would almost be discharged right about now.

I need to wear garlic to just keep the demons away.

Somewhere right now CAUN is thinking “Pam has got on my fucking nerves this month”  Instead he tells me what a bomb ass wife I am…..

God grant me the ability to take this look of distain and fustration off my face, cause I actually am looking quite cute today.

My husband is destined to be famous, which means that I’m destined to be the wife of famous.

On a day off - I had plenty to do.  I could stay home.

My hustle is about to take off - AVON REP at yo door and you better open it!

 

Well let me try to focus on positive thoughts.  I am getting my wedding and honeymoon pictures out….