You know Crunk and Disorderly are probably joking that Tina let Michelle come out of the wig crypt to perform last night. *lol* Also, I bet Michelle was feeling a little uneasy because BeyonceWorld.net reported last week that Matthew fired Shorty from being one of Beyonce’s body guard’s because he so out of shape. Shorty is Michelle’s cousin. Poor Michelle. She always gets the short end of the stick.

Speaking of C&D, if my bosses can lift off of me a little bit, maybe I can reassume my role as Aunt Lula over at there this summer.

I was telling Caun that they probably cut that hair off of some broads right in the back and sewed it in her head.

Was I the only one who was wondering if Dr. Boogie from Sheer Genius did anyone’s head that night? LOL LOL

I guess that whole Mike thing is why I have a mental block when it comes to Ne-yo. Mike should just show up and tap ole boy on the shoulders.

Ok you and my mom both were like KNIT with a gut, lol lol The thing is Andre Leon Talley is her exclusive wardrober - so why does he keep messing up on the important things?

I was on the phone with my sister and this is what we found:

Jennifer Holliday got her last hooray before nobody asks her to sing publicly anymore. She can sing. And could always sing. But word out on the street is that she is sort of hard to work with. They said something about her attitude. The real Effie. On the other hand, why did somebody sabotage her microphone? My sister and I thought Jennifer Hudson could have used a girdle. But then again what do I know? She probably needed to be ungirdled to belt out those notes.

Beyonce earned her keep. I’m not going to hate on her. And she deserved her award. She’s always working. As for Kelly, she looked cute and all but she needs to work on singing and dancing. Poor thing. She was out of breath. Kelly probably gets Beyonce’s knock off songs that didn’t make it to Beyonce’s album. And they barely acknowledged Michelle. I had to put on my glasses and lean in to the tv to verify she was even there. Where was jigga? I needed to see him.

Why does Ne-Yo bite on Michael Jackson so much? I want to give the young fellow a chance so bad. I just want him to be a little bit more original. I’m going to give him another year or so to get all this straight.

Monique was aight. I was thinking that she was drinking off stage. I’ve seen her do a little better. But her performance is lightyears better than Damon Wayan’s hosting last year. Scratch my earlier thought, Monique did a good job. Damon threw me. Anyhoo, I hope that Monique doesn’t have to feel like she has to do all the dances Beyonce does. Monique was out of breath and probably was tired for the rest of the show after trying to dance in the first number.

Now don’t come kill me for saying that OK? LOL

I am with you on Beyonce’ oh my goodness that was HOT and she was beautiful! Your comment about Ciara ” Too bad she came on after Beyonce had removed all doubt from the room. ”

ROFL I agree!

I loved Monique- especially that dancing bit and I agree on the shoes part - I wonder what LL did with that shoe later? Had it been my shoe I’d have tried to schedule a pick up somewhere around booty call hour lol.