Crust Out My Eye

  • Um where is the cuteness in Making the Band 4?  I hope there is a re-do crew.  So what you only getting one CD, look good dammit! 

 

  • Am I the only one thinking of copping some Zantrex 3 after Dustin on Celebrity Fit Club lost that 30 pounds?! Healthy be damned!

 

  • Am I the only one who wants to Bite Crunktasticals labels for stuff.  Casket Sharp! Fuck Effort!  Gotta love it!

 

  • You ever look at people and wonder how they get down?  Lately I been playing that game.  See someone and be like “Do they ride it?”  “Is he laying pipe?”  Lawd help me.

 

  • Niggamania anyone?  Wonder if I’m sitting next to a member?

 

  • The sexiest thing to me is a man and a truck, what a phallic instrument.  Watching a man back a truck up into some tight space just turns me on, lol  I got issues!  I will stand and watch him wheel that bad boy in.  OOOOO!

 

  • I wonder if the child of say Michale Douglas or Larry King, ever goes to their mom and say “why is my daddy so old?!”

 

  • I keep looking at young girls and seeing Goddess in the future. Shake it loose girl!

 

  • Noone understands how to this day me and Mobetta can remain friends.  There’s always this perception that something might jump off.  It makes me kinda irritated, because if you know me, you know that ain’t me.  I’m not ever stepping out on my beloved husband, so dead that.  If you are picking somewhat wisely then you wern’t in it for carnal reasons to begin with - therefore if that part is over, you can successfully (in alot of instances) move beyond and develop a regular friendship. Geesh! 

 

  • Are you comfortable enough to just live in the buff if given the opportunity?  I am and opportunity came a knocking with the departure of Goddess, lol lol

 

  • If we ditch the Disney trip and hop on a cruise for two, is that bad parenting?

 

  • Man at job looks at me and says, ‘absolutely stunning’  WOW! 

 

  • Note to ‘that ex’:  I totally understand why you are in turmoil.  Shyttt, I would have myself committed if I did something as stupid as you, HOWEVER, be a woman about yours.  Concede for yourself and your own future that you messed up - learn from it and treat the next one better. You had him, you tossed him, I caught him - can’t cry over spilled milk now.  Let’s end this madness and step into tomorrow as THREE GROWN ADULTS. Dayum!

 

  • It’s almost July and there are no breakout summer jams (at least not for me) the state of music is in a crisis if you ask me. 

 

  • I really didn’t have shyt to say today so let me stop fronting, lol  Bye Bye

 

 

4 Responses

  1. thoughtsofsoutherngal Says:

    I’m always looking at people and thinking bout their sex live. I look at some people and can’t imagine them having good sex. LOL

    Posted on June 19th, 2007 at 2:07 pm

  2. mrs.tj Says:

    LOL! FOR REAL! I googles xantrex 3 and everything. LOL! Like hmmm…if it worked for his ass it might work for me.

    Holla!

    Posted on June 19th, 2007 at 2:17 pm

  3. Ladynay Says:

    It’s not bad parenting. If a cruise for two is needed more than a Disney trip, so be it! Mickey and posse can wait till the next vacation! LOL

    Posted on June 20th, 2007 at 10:04 am

  4. Monica C. Says:

    “You ever look at people and wonder how they get down? Lately I been playing that game. See someone and be like “Do they ride it?” “Is he laying pipe?” Lawd help me.”

    OK - I do this all the time! I try to picture some people getting it from behind, and whatnot - ROFLMAO!

    Posted on June 22nd, 2007 at 4:28 pm

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